I thought we could start a thread about chuck norris jokes. Any Chuck noris jokes are welcome. I'll get it started: Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants
Lol! I love Chuck Norris 'facts', I was gonna start a thread myself, but I just didn't get round to it! Heres one of my favourites.... Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live. Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding. Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist. When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down. Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head. Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush. There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up. Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink. Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is. Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV. Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
Come on fox, u have 2 know at least 1 joke? Chuck norris looks under the bed for the boogieman before he goes to bed. Edit: erasmus i dont mean to be mean. but u are kinda killing it becoz we say one joke at a time man. Do u mind?
Not really. There are so many hundreds of these that even if we all posted ten per post we would never get through them. Just so you know, the ones I posted were chosen as the best by Chuck Norris himself.
Heres a couple more I like... Chuck Norris can divide by zero Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter. :grin:
ive read all these on a website somewhere recently its just a pity i forget the address as some were so god damn funny :|
Hey guys i found some really awesome jokes about chuck norris at the website they had laughing so hard i cried check it out @ http://hubpages.com/hub/jokes-about-Chuck-Norris
I made one up of my own here it goes. " Don't piss off Chuck Norris, the dinosaurs did that once and look what happend to them!" " That wasnt a meteor strike that was a roundhouse kick"
